about 20 minutes ago, it was still april's fool. about a little more than half an hour ago, i was still unfooled. try as the fatso called frizalina might he couldn't trick me the entire day(he meant for me to be the first victim, right about 24 hours ago). i ended up being the last, with my goo fwen MISS JOYCE LEONG IN CAHOOTS WITH HIM. tian ah! and he is still grinning from sweet success, he says. this is his msn nick with the list of his victims:that monkey is going to need dr woffles wu for his plastic surgery to shorten his nose for all the tall tales he told today. and for reconstruction of his limbs after tmr.

tomorrow is punishment day for atonement of sins and i am still plotting my revenge. first on the list is letting him dj alone for FROSA. second is duct tape for his leg hair. (and peeling it all off, of course.) third is setting them on fire, which might be fun. i am reminded of the fire extinguisher at the corner of the booth so we should be fine on the issue of precaution.

okay actually, it was fun. but he is not to know that.

i was actually having an emo nemo day and that perked it up quite abit. :)
but i'm still going to kill him.

OKAY I'VE JUST GOT THE MOST BRILLIANT PLAN.
revealing after tmr. whoots. -rubs hands with glee-

talking about brilliant plan, i'm reminded of the brilliant idea i talked about 2 entries ago. i know it's pretty lame, but here's my brilliant idea (so i thought): i was looking at the mess on my table and how my house is somewhat shrinking due to them and thought about how my frens might give me a huge inflatable figurine of nat ho for my birthday as a joke, or something of that sort and dimension. AND THEN. i had this eureka moment as i was shampooing my hair. what you guys can do is this: take this opportunity to give a gift not to me, but to someone you love/someone whom you owe a favour/someone you secretly tail to school everyday etc etc. so, all you have to do is shop for a present or make one! or the gift can even be a hug or something. give that special something to that special someone on 12th april. then, if you want, you can email a picture of you and that person, and the gift, to rosdeboss@gmail.com and i'll post it up here. i am expecting to receive one, or two, or even zero photos. haha. goodness knows how many people read this! but i think it'll be fun.

told you it is brilliant.

heh.

i was watching DavidArchuleta on youtube, that cute-looking boy who is unfortunately, too young for me...and sings so effortlessly. before you ostracise me as a closet american idol viewer, let me go on please. i was then reading the cover story on Life! newspaper yesterday on JanellYeo, the 14 year old violinist who's got all the talent in the world. and i was thinking, wow. these people have it all so clear-cut. he was born to sing, she was born to play the violin. i was born to....breathe?

now THAT might have worked, until i realised that i am asthmatic, which rejects the hypothesis. i think maybe i'm born to blink. there, that might work. or be a tai tai. or to be a consolation to many out there who think they are vertically challenged but are actually not.

or, to be hairy.

hmmm. ok i don't really like the last one.
i think we'll just stick to blinking.

bahhhh. i need a life.

i know it's ironic, but right now, i've a reaction post to do, and i need to finish up my readings. hahaha. ok not funny.

bye.